This year I've been busy!
In January I put money in kingofthesluagh's expired parking meter (14 points). In October I committed genocide... Sorry about that, centim (-5000 points). In November I helped marius_nc hide a body (-173 points). Last Wednesday I turned perkele666 in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In April I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5232 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!